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The Ultimate Guide To News Posts!

1. Topic Name

Always have a interesting topic name. So use this list:

Beginning:
Free
[Celebrity Name]
Chuck Norris
[Video Game Name]
New
[Something]Rape
[Tv Show Name]
Windows

Middle:
Candy
Tv
Video Game
Game
Xbox 360
Wii
Ps3

Ending:
Video
Is Dead
Giveaway
Is Out
Attack
Contest

2. News Post

Always Make A Long Post It Makes It Seems Like You Are Well Known On Newgrounds And Have A Lot Going On.

3. Post Image

Always Have A Cool Post Image That Is Funny Or Is A Puzzle.

That's About So Try It Out!